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Great one-liners

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Published by Sterling Pub. Co. in New York .
Written in English

  • Wit and humor, Juvenile,
  • Wit and humor,
  • Jokes

  • About the Edition

    Includes over 1,000 one-line gags from the author and other personalities, including George Burns, W.C. Fields, Mark Twain, and Robert Benchley.

    Edition Notes

    Includes index.

    Statementby Gene Perret with Terry Perret Martin ; illustrated by Myron Miller.
    ContributionsMartin, Terry Perret., Miller, Myron, 1948- ill.
    LC ClassificationsPN6163 .P458 1992
    The Physical Object
    Pagination128 p. :
    Number of Pages128
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL1723111M
    ISBN 100806985143
    ISBN 109780806985145
    LC Control Number92026651

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